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Official Wayne F. Newton Appreciation Thread

Last edit: Chuckmonster on Wednesday, 7th March 2007 12:38 am
Last response by Chuckmonster 6th April 9:41pm

Why do _you_ love Wayne F. Newton?

I love Wayne Newton because he flew to Burbank to kick Johnny Carson's ass.

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 donnymac66 responded on Wednesday, 7th March 2007

I love Wayne F. Newton as much as Cousin Eddie loves WFN.
"OH MY GOD... it's Wayne Newton! Can I be your bodyguard? I'd die for ya."

And the fact that he makes Dean Martin's pasta recipe.

 MrsHorn responded on Wednesday, 7th March 2007

I love Wayne Newton because he was excellent in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane!"

 vespajet responded on Wednesday, 7th March 2007

Because "Holy Shit, Wayne Newton's Hitting On Mom!" is one of the funniest parts of Vegas Vacation, isn't that right Mr. Papageorgio?

 MrsHorn replied on Thursday, 8th March 2007

I love Wayne Newton because he was an excellent villain in a James Bond movie.

 missmonkay responded on Wednesday, 7th March 2007

I love Wayne Newton because he is so suave. And his hair can withstand a nuclear winter.

 booze responded on Thursday, 8th March 2007

i love wayne newton because he doesn't pay his taxes.

 MrsHorn replied on Friday, 9th March 2007

I just choked on my glass of raspberry iced tea after reading that one.

 Spyder responded on Sunday, 11th March 2007

I love Wayne F. Newton because he's better than Chuck Norris.
Proof: When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norrris.... but when Chuck Norris gets sauve he becomes Wayne F. Newton!! (Thanks to donnymac66 for starting that joke in my head)

 donnymac66 responded on Sunday, 18th March 2007

Better hair WFN or William Shatner

 Chuckmonster replied on Monday, 19th March 2007

Shatner has a wig, Waynes has an Aquanet hair helmet, therefore Wayne wins.

 Spyder replied on Tuesday, 20th March 2007

Shatners hair fights crime when he sleeps, but Waynes "Aquanet Hair Helmet" (funny shit Chuckmonster) picks up the Ladies, so I have to give this one to Wayne too.

 Chuckmonster responded on Tuesday, 3rd April 2007

Happy 65th Birthday Wayne... we love ya buddy.

 donnymac66 replied on Wednesday, 4th April 2007

Happy 65th W.F.N. Hope you get a show on the strip again soon. Hopefully at the Flaming-O cause thats about the only decent old school place left on the strip.

 Chuckmonster replied on Friday, 6th April 2007

Wayne IS on the strip. He's currently got an off-again/on-again thing going on... no permanent nightly 45 weeks a year gig. His voice is all sortsa tore up these days so he probably can't really cut it 5 shows a week anymore.

 Beanbag responded on Thursday, 5th April 2007

I've loved Wayne Newton ever since I heard him sing "Danke SchoŽn". Guess I'm showing my age.