Spyder

With Celine finally leaving town, Vegas just became a place I will love even more!! If that is humanly possible!

Hi, I'm Steve Wynn and this is my new hotel. The sequel to the only one I've ever signed my name to...

Hooters wouldn't hire me because mine are to big. The little wifebeater shirts wouldn't fit over them and if they did by the time I got it on it would say Hoooooooters because it'd be so stretched out and just look scary.

If you are coming to Vegas in July with DonnyMac we should definitely try to meet up. Maybe even convince Chuckmonster to swing by.

Speaking of bacon again (with the sandwich) I saw a shirt yesterday that said "You can find me in the club" with a piece of bacon pointing to a sandwich. I think I might go buy it. And how about people that smoke cigarettes directly out of the hole in their throat (I think you can do that, I've heard it before). Screw your mouth, you've got quicker access!!

You mentioned blowing smoke into the face of a lady carrying an oxygen tank? How about sitting in the Tropicana at a slot machine next to an old woman with an oxygen tank who would take a hit off the tank, then a drag off the cigarette she had (one of the really long old lady cigarettes to). It was the greatest thing I've ever seen. Go Penguins!! (or Stars if they make it since they got all my Lightning players)

Now that Flames have been extinguished, will the Habs (the last great white north hope) have what it takes to win the Cup?

You are one funny tripper! I really enjoy the shiznay you throw on the board-keep it comin'!!!

OK. We've has Zima and Miller Chill. What is the bizarre beverage that we will seek in March?? Some form of cooler? A fruity martini? A $1 Michalob? A midget (err little person) shot at O'Sheas? A beverage served in a large plastic Eiffel Tower or plastic statue of liberty? A dog and a beer at Sluts-a-fun? An overly expensive Mojito on the patio at Parasol Down? A shot of Limencello at Palazzo? An aluminum bottle of Bud at Carnival Court? A beverage at the bar named after the uber-popular TV show Extra? A tropical concoction served by a hot chick in a bikini at The Hawaiian Tropic Zone? A Pina Coloda at Trader Vics? Or perhaps many ice cold Miller Lites served by Rick at the Breeze Bar. Or perhaps all the above. Any ideas???

Shhh. Listen. Can you hear that? Yes. It's the sound of a Kady's BLT whispering your name in the wind. SSSSSPPPPYYYYYDDDDER. EAT ME. SPYYYYYYDER. EAT ME. Burp.

Hi...I'm Steve Wynn and this is my ShoutOut to you. It's the only one I've ever signed my name to...

I want 2 Zimas both original flavour, none of the fruity new stuff

ZIMAAAAHHHHH, where are you?

So 31 days till we hurt our livers again!! Can't wait for $1 Michalobs

Are we not supposed to predetermine the outcome of the games so we win?? I believe we did this incorrectly on our last trip or Charles at Casino Royale did not understand us.

I can't believe your going back without me to the Happiest Place on Earth. I hope you know there is not much to do in Vegas except drink, eat great food, smoke cigars and gamble. Good luck having fun with that!!

You're drunk. Mad props.

mmmmmmmm Del Taco fish tacos at 4am. The best!!!!!

Doooooood its funny how similar our top 10 lists are