Home » VT News » Wayne Fucking Newton to Ring Opening Bell on Wall Street

Wayne Fucking Newton to Ring Opening Bell on Wall Street

By Chuckmonster on Wednesday, 26th July 2006 4:58am
  » filed under Las Vegas  comments: 0

   



Time to cash out the 401k and sell all those Apple, Harrah's, Google and dental floss company stocks - the man with the Ronco Spray-On Bullet proof Pompador WAYNE FUCKING NEWTON is going to ring the Opening Bell on Wall Street on Thursday.

Will Boyd Gaming's stock continue to slide into oblivion? Will Harrah's steadily tick upwards? Will MGM Mirage raid the coffers and buyout Wynn Resorts? Will the whole kit-and-kaboodle plummet to record lows causing another Great Depression? Will anyone ever tell us what a kaboodle is?

Wayne Newton will ring the opening bell at the American Stock Exchange on Thursday, July 27th.

Nicknamed "Mr. Las Vegas," Wayne Newton is one of the most widely acclaimed and honored entertainers in history and also serves as the Chairman of the United Service Organizations (USO) Celebrity Circle. Mr. Newton will be at the Amex to kick off his show at B. B. King Blues Club & Grill and to raise money for the USO.

Thursday, July 27, 2006
Opening Bell 9:30 a.m.
American Stock Exchange
86 Trinity Place, NY, NY



Tagged:    





Advertisement:





Comments & Discussion:


» No Guts, No Glory... Be The First to Post

Leave a Comment:

Welcome back ! » Profile Settings Faves







Subscribe via RSS







Recent Comments:

edrock posted: "https://youtu.be/uInJEkcWNIw "why take a chance? at least that's the way I see it."..."
» #VIMFP: The Main Event -...
vespajet posted: "Before the email went out to the boosters, I was trying to pin down when the Main Event was by..."
» #VIMFP: The Main Event -...
levans posted: "I will bring donuts anyway..."
» #VIMFP: The Main Event -...
edrock posted: "We take "this thing of ours" quite seriously! ..."
» #VIMFP: The Main Event -...
Drake posted: "Heh. Maybe it's a "plus" when your business partner can do things like this. Maybe it's a worry too. Good..."
» What I Did On My...

» More Comments