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Wayne Fucking Newton to Ring Opening Bell on Wall Street

By Chuckmonster on Wednesday, 26th July 2006 4:58am
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Time to cash out the 401k and sell all those Apple, Harrah's, Google and dental floss company stocks - the man with the Ronco Spray-On Bullet proof Pompador WAYNE FUCKING NEWTON is going to ring the Opening Bell on Wall Street on Thursday.

Will Boyd Gaming's stock continue to slide into oblivion? Will Harrah's steadily tick upwards? Will MGM Mirage raid the coffers and buyout Wynn Resorts? Will the whole kit-and-kaboodle plummet to record lows causing another Great Depression? Will anyone ever tell us what a kaboodle is?

Wayne Newton will ring the opening bell at the American Stock Exchange on Thursday, July 27th.

Nicknamed "Mr. Las Vegas," Wayne Newton is one of the most widely acclaimed and honored entertainers in history and also serves as the Chairman of the United Service Organizations (USO) Celebrity Circle. Mr. Newton will be at the Amex to kick off his show at B. B. King Blues Club & Grill and to raise money for the USO.

Thursday, July 27, 2006
Opening Bell 9:30 a.m.
American Stock Exchange
86 Trinity Place, NY, NY



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