Ferris Wheel Dept: Skyvue Las Vegas Super Wheel Breaks Ground
In Las Vegas, the ratio of slot machines to pie in the sky ideamen/developers is approximately 1:1. Amongst these ideamen/developers, the ratio of Ferris Wheel Erectioneers to Sports Stadium Quarterbacks to Hopeful Casino Impresarios is approximately 5 : 2 : 1, primarily due to cost of entry.
Today, one such Ferris wheel erector - The Skyvue Las Vegas Super Wheel - called out the local press to take some photos as they officially stuck their dicks in the dirt and started digging.
The Skyvue Las Vegas Super Wheel is being built on the patch of land that Compass Investments has been hawking for a coupla years. Maybe I'm the only one who remembers when they wanted to build a hotel that catered specifically to high rollers who flew in on their own private jets? BWAAAAAA AHAHAHA HHHAAAAAA HAHAAA.
Some of you may know this parcel as the location of the old Klondike casino. None of you know that the Klondike and the ground that sits below it is certifiably cursed as it was the location where Clark Griswold hit bottom in Las Vegas.
Anybody up for a game of Pick A Number Between 1 and 10?
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