Dickhead For A Day
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Ahhhh, the whale's tales - stories of truly discretionary compage from casino hosts of the top players. Stories like the guy who lived his rock star fantasies by leading a band at The Joint or the dude who went for a swim inside Mandalay's Shark Reef. But those were years ago. Leave it to MGM to even bean count these experiences under a catchy new moniker: "M life Moments."
But whatever. For the last six months, MGM has been marketing these experiences as something attainable to even the modest gambler. Let's face it, though: they're not. Nevertheless, reading the offerings is nothing short of amusing. My personal favorite? Excalibur's "Knight for a Day"
Hold Court when you and a guest check in to a beautifully appointed suite including a welcome gift filled with delicious foods and Excalibur merchandise. Hear your name throughout the 'kingdom' with welcome messages announcing your presence. Enjoy Tournament of Kings that night in our special VIP box including photos and gifts.
Welcome messages announcing your presence? Really? Can you imagine the stupidity?
"Hear ye! Hear ye! Make way a place for Sir MikeE a game of blackjack for dollars three!"
I guess even chivalrous knights can be dickheads.
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