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VENETIAN PALAZZO POCKET CONCIERGE TM

By Chuckmonster on Wednesday, 23rd January 2013 11:43am
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THE VENETIAN® AND THE PALAZZO®, OR VP® AKA MEGACENTER™ HAVE RELEASED A NEW APP FOR YOUR MOBILE DEVICE ENTITLED POCKET CONCIERGE™.

THE APP BASICALLY DOES THE SAME SHIT™ THAT ALL THE OTHER CASINO APPS DO - LISTING HOTEL, DINING AND ENTERTAINMENT OFFERINGS, LINKS TO THE COMP CLUB WEBSITE (CLUB GRAZIE®) AND TAKES UP VALUABLE SPACE ON YOUR HARD DRIVE.

DID YOU EVER GET THE FEELING THAT THE VENETIAN® AND THE PALAZZO® ARE RUN BY SOMEONE WHO GREW UP IN THE AGE BEFORE TYPEWRITERS?™. AN AGE WHERE EVERY LITTLE SCRAP WAS WORTH FIGHTING OVER, WHERE WE HAD NOTHING AND WERE THANKFUL IT UNLIKE TODAY WHERE ALL YOU KIDS ARE UNGRATEFUL SUNSABITCHES™?

WELL, IT IS. AND THEY MISSED A COUPLA OPPORTUNITIES (MARKED IN GREEN) TO PUT SOME "WE OWN THIS SHIT" MARKS ON THIS PAGE OF THEIR WEBSITE.

VENETIAN PALAZZO POCKET CONCIERGE

WHY DO I FIND THE WAY THE VENETIAN® AND THE PALAZZO® DO BUSINESS SO INSULTING™?






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Comments & Discussion:

 Sturmgeist posted on Wednesday, 23rd January 2013 - 12:02 pm

Chuck, why are you yelling at us?

 Ronno971 posted on Wednesday, 23rd January 2013 - 2:18 pm

THAT'S FUNNY!

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 vegaspilgrim posted on Wednesday, 23rd January 2013 - 2:41 pm

Looks similar to the Caesars Palace app. The irony is if I used either one on property to order more towels, or room service, I'd get dinged for roaming (HUGE bucks) or have to pay for wifi in the room. So what's the point of getting the app, when the phone to hotel staff is still (for now) free?

 JohnD posted on Wednesday, 23rd January 2013 - 11:19 pm

Get your POCKET PUSSY® with VP POCKET CONCIERGE®.

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