Check Out These Unbelievable Renderings of Ballys Grand Bazaar
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Ballys shantytown slash temporary shopping district - Ballys Grand Bazaar - has taken to the airwaves of the interweb and released a new slew of renderings. What looked like a plaza covered in carney trailers hawking essential effects for a useless existence NOW looks like a plaza covered in carney trailers hawking essential effects for a useless existence covered in a psychedelic lattice of swooping dome roofs that will surely make Jim Murren LOL.
OH MY. Wait.... do I see that sign correctly?
Holy shit. Did the artist who did the renderings really name that store GETTOW?????? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH AHAH AHA AHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAHAHA AHAHAH HHHHHAHAHAHAHAH.
The aerial view displays the swoopy roof. It seems like the colors are dynamic. I'll guess some kind of low density, multi-colored LED lighting system. It won't have the ability to graphics at any legible resolution, but can be turned whatever color the holiday requires or randomized.
The top left thing is labeled as a "Swarovski" crystal store. Here's to hoping they have the ability to etch photos inside a vase by laser.
The large building in the center will be The Worlds Largest Aquamassage Pavilion. The other buildings will be dedicated to "Solar Powered LED Vegas Keychains With Your Name On It R Us" a "Flavored Oxygen Bar" and "Discount Ferret Feed and Tack Supply."
The trees disappeared in this rendering. Note the light poles leading the way to the perpetually broken escalator that leads to Ballys front entrance. The ducks will be eaten at Giada's restaurant, after Victor Drai is done clubbing them to death.
Yes, this is a microscopic improvement compared to the previous... however still "Gettow."
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