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Ballys Digs The Ghetto

By Chuckmonster on Thursday, 23rd January 2014 4:22pm
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As the dust flies, on a cold and gray Las Vegas morn and a poor little shopping mall is born called the Get Tow.

And Gary Loveman cries, cause if there's one thing that he don't need it's another hungry debt to feed, in the Get Tow.

Well the world it turns, a truck out side with a giant hose, wets the dirt behind the backhoe in the Get Tow.

And the dirt gets turned, the pornslappers moved up the street last night, where the hustlers steal and Spongebob fights in the Get Tow.

Ballys Grand Bazaar demolition, as of yesterday. Thanks to VT reader Socalduck for the photo.






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Hey Chuckmonster, is there any truth to the rumors that Bally's Grand Bazaar will include a 99 Cent Store, a $2.99 Haircut salon, and an Asian Massage parlor?

I'll bet there will be Camel Tow in the Get Tow

Yes there is truth to those rumors. There will also be a store that sells solar powered LED keychains... PERSONALIZED WITH YOUR NAME! There will be a store that sells cold frozen booze drinks.... IN A SOUVENIR CUP! You will also be able to buy show tickets... FOR TONITE!

NOT TONITE? SAY IT ISNT SO

Unless they have a booth where you can attach your head to a dancing cartoon figure, I will never have a reason to go to the Get Tow.

So uncool.

I hear they are also in negotiations for a Poop Chuttery.

There better be somewhere I can get my name written on a grain of rice as well as a cell phone case dripping with bling......

Breaking News? Grand Bazaar Timeshare Sales Kiosk to offer free admission to tourists' Poop Chuttery?

does this build UP to the sidewalk now? I wonder if this means they're going to stop the costumed characters/acts out front now...

Looks like Vegas is becoming just one very long shopping mall, just like Bugsy would've wanted...

If I can't buy at least five kinds of food served on a stick, I will have to boycott this mall, no matter how much I'm enticed by its brightly lit hues.

The sadness of the song after 40 yrs remains the same - and the thought of this 'whatever' will help Ballys is just as sad...

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