The Cosmopolitan Balcony Warning Stickers
I love warning stickers. From albums to irons, there is nothing better than a gluishly affixed potential hazard notice... at least until those damn kids (us) with razor blades start re-arranging the letters into something obtuse and/or obscene.
VT reader Roland shows us via Twitterstagram that The Cosmopopotopolous of Las Vegas has affixed some newfangled notice to their terrace doors. (Apparently, they've been there forevah.)
We see your strangely poetic warning sticker, Cosmopolitan, and raise you an anagrammed villanelle, punkily truncated.
Respectable fee plus
A tough toss, Fender
En woe, exit a scrunchie...
Chatterer genius. It is
a really mingled telex
wrongdoers a'hurt too.
Dropsy!! Off bacon jet!!!
Crater thee. You are
a sorry nonslip beef
ghetto injury, a drama
outgo you surrey
Makes as much sense as their current crop of commercials do. "But I thought 'Right Amount of Wrong' meant we can throw all these art books off the 64th floor!" Should you take a shot a this with the exacto, please send us a pic.
Update: Some folks report seeing these stickers up to a year ago. Others have never seen them.
Oh, and the valet park at the High Roller might be the greatest thing ever, and Slotzilla is open and Binion's hotel is still closed. Tips, folks, we got em!
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