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Congratulations, Nick Hissom!

By Misnomer on Monday, 19th May 2014 1:12pm
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Nick Hissom in Fur

Add Ivy League graduate to the already impressive list of accomplishments attained by Nicholas Robert Danenza Hissom. Mr. Hissom, a fashion model and pop star, who as recently as last summer had the No. 1 hit record in Turkey, graduated this past weekend from the University of Pennsylvania, the storied institution also attended by Mr. Hissom's stepfather, Stephen A. Wynn.

Nick Hissom in Fur

Mr. Hissom is a deep thinker, as evidenced by his Twitter account, where he once opined from the back of a chauffeured limousine that there ought to be flying cars, so as to expedite one's trip to the airport. When we queried whether flying cars would negate the necessity of airplanes altogether, Mr. Hissom refused to dignify our folly with a response, which is, perhaps, as it should be. Our feeble, state-schooled minds would not have understood. In any event, as the heir apparent to Steve Wynn, we fully anticipate that Mr. Hissom will soon accept a position of prominence with Wynn Resorts, Ltd., and we wish him all the best.



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Comments & Discussion:

Hah, ha, ha, h, Hah. I didn't know today was Friday already.

Wow. Steve looks like a gameshow host in that suit.

+1 if you can find an identical suit to host Match Game VT.

Just one point? CHEAP.

I have a feeling this is the man behind "Paul Blart Mall Cop 2" being filmed at the Wynn.
The good news is with a mind as astute as this helping to run things at Wynn, it won't be long before they need to sell. Anyone want to chip in and help me buy her? I promise to restore her to 2005 levels of restraint and elegance. In addition I will personally give all my investors a hug and I do not hug often.

I'm in. PayPal coming your way in 3...2...1..

Hug coming your way!

I like Nick's dad.

For the record Misnomer is going to legally have his last name changed to Hissom in the coming months, and will wear a coat (identical to the one above) down to the social security office in order to do so

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