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MEGANETIAN = MEGADUM

By Chuckmonster on Friday, 30th November 2007 1:30am
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Fearful of a CityCenter and having their own identity crisis, the Napoleons at Las Vegas Sands Corp - owners of the extremely overrated and incredibly overpriced Venetian have placed a direct dial to heavy metal legend Dave Mustaine in search of a new moniker for their gold plated styrofoam empire. Dave, being the intelligent - and consistent - guy that he is offered up a fantastic name for this complex... drum roll please....

MEGACENTER

...which according to numerous sources is to be shouted in all capital letters.

Ok, so Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine had nothing to do with this. Maybe he should have... because MEGACENTER is just plain MEGAIDIOTIC, ULTRAUNCREATIVE and demonstrates why the MEGANETIANALAZZOEZIA is a giant turd. Maybe they should hire the guy who made this sign.

In related MEGACENTER news... the Palazzo flaccid opening has been pushed back from December 20th to December 28th because the Viagra shipment from Macau has been held up in customs.






Comments & Discussion:

 Atltrainman posted on Saturday, 1st December 2007 - 11:09 am

Your Megadum graphic seems to include the Casino Royale microdump. When did it become part of the Sheldon Adelson empire?

 Chuckmonster posted on Saturday, 1st December 2007 - 11:14 am

casino microdump became part of the megadum when I made a boo boo during the 79 seconds I took to make that graphic. ooops?

 donnymac66 posted on Sunday, 2nd December 2007 - 2:12 pm

Why you gotta hate on Casino Royale. There aren't a lot of places for cheap booze and cheap gambling on the strip anymore! sometimes a guy needs a $1 beer and nickel video poker ;-)

 Chuckmonster posted on Sunday, 2nd December 2007 - 5:54 pm

don's right. casino royale has cheap beers in a great location and their craps tables can be quite a hoot. sorry don.



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