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Welcome To CASINOVAC(tm)!

By Chuckmonster on Thursday, 22nd January 2009 3:34pm
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Welcome to CASINOVAC - Las Vegas Casino Finder

The abacus. The slide ruler. The clock. The protractor. The Pascaline. The Hollerith desk. The Mark I. The Colossus. The ENIAC. The UNIVAC. The Apple. The TRS-80. The Altair 8800. The Commodore 64. The Macintosh. The PC. The Palm, Newton, Blackberry & iPhone.

VegasTripping is proud to announce our contribution to this long illustrious line of computing devices built to expedite decision making, ease work flow and make life easier.

Welcome to CASINOVAC™!

CASINOVAC™ is the first intelligent* robotcomputer ever specifically built to help Las Vegas tourists choose a hotel based on their likes and dislikes. Our patented (and unbelievably complex) algorithm uses advanced calculus, physics and hither-to-unheard of artificial artificial intelligence (that's not a typo) to provide users with a listing of Las Vegas hotel/casino resorts which are guaranteed** to satisfy your every need. Coupled with the amazing room rate comparison engine provide by Kayak.com, preparing for a Las Vegas trip has never been easier.

So, without further adieu, we open the doors of the VegasTripping secret laboratory and invite you to experience the wonder filled world of CASINOVAC™ - The Worlds Only Intelligent* Las Vegas Casino Finder.

Fine print:
- Only Firefox, Safari and IE7+ are supported
- Disagreeing with CASINOVAC™ results proves its superior intelligence
- Thanks to RateVegas & CanadianCrapShooter for alpha testing
- Thanks to Vespajet for the EWIP schtick
- Caution: CASINOVAC™ might explode at any minute

* results may vary
** guarantee redeemable by phoning hotel operator, dial '0'.






Comments & Discussion:

 canadiancrapshooter posted on Thursday, 22nd January 2009 - 3:13 pm

Spiffy!

 vespajet posted on Thursday, 22nd January 2009 - 5:12 pm

Do not taunt CASINOVAC(tm).

Discontinue use of CASINOVAC(tm) if any of the following occurs:

*Itching

*Vertigo

*Dizziness

*Tingling in extremities

*Loss of balance or coordination

*Slurred speech

*Temporary blindness

*Profuse Sweating

or

*Heart palpitations

 Chuckmonster posted on Thursday, 22nd January 2009 - 6:20 pm

now that you mention it, probably should add baldness, dry mouth, halitosis, erections lasting longer than 15 hours, bone density growth, twitching, the growth of a hump, movement of previously existing humps to other shoulders, bugged out eyeballs, hat head, jock itch, webbed feet and stinky pinky to the list.

 jkvgtripping posted on Thursday, 22nd January 2009 - 7:06 pm

KEWL!!!

Danke Schoen.

 missmonkay posted on Thursday, 22nd January 2009 - 10:39 pm

Don't forget peanut butter face.

 nullzero00 posted on Friday, 23rd January 2009 - 4:00 am

what about anal leakage?

 RockChickX51 posted on Friday, 23rd January 2009 - 5:29 am

Haha that's pretty cool. I had a dream last night that I went to Vegas with $300 and had to get a room at the Veneral Palace.

 jkvgtripping posted on Friday, 23rd January 2009 - 5:25 pm

CASINOVAC needs a voice -- I suggest a Steve Wynn like voice, "Hi, I'm CASINOVAC and you've come me like so many other Las Vegas visitors ......



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