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THEpoll: Which Cosmopolitan Restaurant Will Close First?
Posted by Chuckmonster on 22 May 2012
The title says it all... which of the current crop of Cosmopolitan dining options do you think will close first?
Which Restaurant At Cosmopolitan Will Close First?
Blue Ribbon Sushi
China Poblano
Comme Ca
D.O.C.G.
Estiatorio...
Cosmopolitan Gets Their Shoes Fixed And More
Posted by Chuckmonster on 23 Apr 2012
The Cosmopolitan has shipped the shoes out for rejuv. Must be a slow news day at the Pulitzer Prize-winning Las Vegas Sun. Or, they find it appealing by acting like doofuses us...
Cosmopolitan: Calling All Couch Potatoes
Posted by Chuckmonster on 19 Apr 2012
Ladies and couch potatoes, the Cosmopolitan recently opened their luxurious EA Sports Bar, wherein you losers can waste your Las Vegas vacation playing fucking video games.
One hour of "gaming" will set you back $10, although...
Rantitorial: Why I Won't Be Playing Blackjack at Cosmopolitan Again
Posted by Blackjacker1979 on 18 Apr 2012
Few things can awaken the slumbering hatred within a blackjack player. It's bad enough to end up with players who have their own rules, ignore the book, split tens, or jump in the middle of...
VegasEats: e by Jose Andres at Cosmopolitan
Posted by Misnomer on 13 Apr 2012
"Congratulations, you've made it!" exclaimed the last in a long succession of emails between me and the mysterious, unnamed presence penning the correspondence for "reserve@ebyjoseandres.com". The email was confirmation that my wife and I...
The Ultimate Hangover Cure
Posted by MikeE on 11 Apr 2012
In a city known for its excess, there's little that surprises me. Still, this might be one of the most excessive things I've ever seen.
Yes, a bus specializing in curing your hangovers by poking you...
Sahara: SLS Las Vegas To Be Just Below Luxury
Posted by Chuckmonster on 6 Apr 2012
This must be an April Fools joke.
VegasInc reporter Steve Green, known for kick ass coverage of the legal beat, turned in this incredibly strange story outlining bits and pieces of non-news surrounding the post-Sahara development...
Cosmo Lanai Suite YouTubed
Posted by Chuckmonster on 30 Mar 2012
And from the Cosmopolitan files comes a YouTube video of Lanai Suite #6. Thanks to Mac101312 for the #VIMFP, uh, I mean tip.
The subdued commentary reads like poetry.
I think that's the ARIAThis is...
Cosmopolitan Bungalow YouTubed
Posted by Chuckmonster on 22 Mar 2012
One of Cosmopolitan's Bungalows has been YouTubed in fantasmic fisheye style. Check it:
Over all, the design seems unfinished to me... as if they didn't give it much love in the transition from failed condo...
Cosmopolitan Trading Pop Up Weddings For PS3
Posted by Chuckmonster on 22 Mar 2012
The Pop Up Wedding Chapel at Cosmopolitan (formerly Dr. Dave's favorite useless furniture store "Droog") is turning into a bar with some Slay Stations and TVs in it.
My previous thoughts still apply.
Any predictions as to...
VegasEats: Duck Tongue Taco at Cosmopolitan's China Poblano
Posted by Misnomer on 2 Mar 2012
First things first: I am very fond of China Poblano, the part Chinese, part Mexican casual restaurant at The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas. I've found myself eating there on multiple occasions on each...
Cosmopolitan's Bohemian Rhapsody Advertisement
Posted by Chuckmonster on 15 Feb 2012
Some of you may have seen the Cosmopolitan's new television advertisement, a silly take on Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" that debuted during the Grammy's telecast on Sunday evening.
For those who haven't, here it is:
Ok. Ironic....
Cosmopolitan: The Right Amount of Double Dong
Posted by Chuckmonster on 25 Jan 2012
How many times has this happened to you? VT reader benzz took his wife to Cosmopolitan where they had an epiphany. Take it away benzo....
Just spent a few days in a Terrace...
Man Dies In NYE Cosmo Terrace Fall
Posted by Chuckmonster on 5 Jan 2012
If you had picked New Years Day 2012 in the Cosmopolitan terrace fall death pool, you won.
It is unclear at this point if the fall was accidental or a suicide, but either way it had...
Dear @johnunwin Will You Pop Up Marry Me?
Posted by Chuckmonster on 4 Jan 2012
You really gotta hand it to the Cosmopolitan. They've jumped on nearly every friggin' hipster bandwagon possible in the short time they've been open. The branding. The marketing. The semantics. ...
Cosmopolitan Giving Away $150,000 In Apple Gear
Posted by Chuckmonster on 21 Dec 2011
The Cosmopolitan is giving away $150,000 in Apple gear as part of a new casino promotion running January 5 until February 25th, 2012.
Fine print:
Must be 21 years of age or older. Subject to...
Tom McCartney Joins Cosmopolitan
Posted by Chuckmonster on 13 Dec 2011
Former Tropicana and Planet Hollywood top dog Tom McCartney has found himself a new gig - Chief Operating Officer - at The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas.
As many of you know, Tom is the guy responsible...
STK Hosts Bush Singer
Posted by Chuckmonster on 7 Dec 2011
Way back before Cosmopolitan opened, their website touted that STK restaurant was a celebrity hotspot. We gave them guff. This week they sent out proof of their celebrity status - a photo of...
Cosmo Moves The Shoes Near The Booze
Posted by MikeE on 15 Nov 2011
Cosmopolitan commissioned artist Roark Gourley to create two gigantic shoes for their convention hallways as part of the extensive art collection. The problem was, they were just too popular for their own good.
Yes, even in...
High Limit Rooms: Just Name The Game
Posted by MikeE on 15 Nov 2011
Marquee, XS, Tryst, and Tao. Oh, and as of yesterday, Climax. These are nightclub names - a single, pretentious syllable or two, the utterance of which produces an ear-to-ear smile from nostalgia of that crazy...
Cosmo Sinks Its Claws Into High Rollers With The Talon Room
Posted by Blackjacker1979 on 11 Nov 2011
Building on Five Hundy's tip, we've learned that just in time for brides and grooms everywhere to celebrate, John Unwin and the curious class are set to unveil their new high limit salon otherwise known...
Holy Crap: Cosmo Sends Out Casino Promo!
Posted by Chuckmonster on 31 Oct 2011
Just when you thought that Cosmopolitan had decided to forego the casino part of their casino resort entirely, they send out a casino centric promo to select identity customers.
And here we were thinking that Cosmo...
New Feature Posted: PH Towers Westgate Review
Posted by Chuckmonster on 10 Oct 2011
Just a quick note to those tuned into the RSS and Twitter feeds that we've posted a new feature to VT, a truly excellent review of the PH Towers Westgate submitted by head58, a self...
Peekaboo: The Cosmopolitan 70th Floor
Posted by Chuckmonster on 10 Oct 2011
VT tipster and Cosmopolitan fetishist has pointed us to a fascinating video walkthrough of Cosmopolitan's 70th floor penthouse posted to the YouTube.
Love the grand finale....
NOW: Cosmopolitan Pop Up In Manhattan
Posted by Chuckmonster on 28 Sep 2011
Calling all NYC Vegas freaks.... The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas is doing a popup promotion that includes some pizza right in the meatpacking district of Manhattan.
VT superuberfriend Middleclassbuzz is on the scene at the event...
Cosmopolitan Wraps The Front Doors
Posted by Chuckmonster on 23 Sep 2011
VT superfriend and curator of Cosmopolitans collection of weird shit, Mr. Christopher "would it help if i charged a hooker to the hotel for you" Burns Yfrogged (Yfrogged?) an array of photos revealing the new...
Coming Soon: Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas: THE BOOK
Posted by Chuckmonster on 19 Sep 2011
Our buddypal Mr. @JohnUnwin, CEO of the Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas, has tweeted to his billions, millions, thousands of followers that :
I love the photos of A-1 dog butts that @chuckmonster has posted to twitter
Book...
How To Charge $20k Of Stuff To Someone's Room Without Really Trying
Posted by Chuckmonster on 15 Sep 2011
Deadspin has the amazing story of "Dave," a successful New York City business man, who invited Hannah Cornett, surfer, actress, model to Vegas for a weekend at The Cosmopolitan while he was attending a...
Cosmopolitan Tears Down The Wall At Queue Bar
Posted by Chuckmonster on 31 Aug 2011
At the outset, Cosmopolitan's Queue Bar was intended to live up to its name... a place to wait while trying to get into the Marquee nightclub. As fate would have it, Cosmopolitan decided that...
Harmongeddon: Where Does It Fall?
Posted by Chuckmonster on 17 Aug 2011
Local AP correspondent Oskar Garcia has a piece running all over the universe which discusses the difficulties involved in dropping the Harmon Hotel tower via implosion.
Numerous experts are interviewed, but none of them discuss the...
Yeah, But It's A Seven Card Charlie! UPDATED
Posted by Chuckmonster on 16 Aug 2011
VT super reader McTrees retweeted a photo (below) of a blackjack game that appears to have been taken by a Cosmopolitan pit boss violating Gaming Control Board rules (see update) and posted by one of...
Sayonara Harmon Hotel!
Posted by Chuckmonster on 15 Aug 2011
At the risk of sounding like a broken record (remember those kids?) MGM has FINALLY admitted that the Harmon Hotel is toast and should be destroyed.
CityCenter has decided that to abate the potential for structural...
Cosmopolitan Adding High Limit Gaming Salon
Posted by Blackjacker1979 on 15 Aug 2011
According to the Cosmopolitan's recently filed quarterly report there are some changes afoot to the high limit gaming areas of the resort. Specifically, it looks like Cosmopolitan is about to give the high rollers...
From The Mailbag: Are There Any Implosions Planned?
Posted by Chuckmonster on 12 Aug 2011
Periodically, we get emails from folks asking us questions that we think y'all might be interested in helping us answer, or ones that might stir up a little discussion.
Today's question comes from VT reader Bruce,...
More Unsatisfied Cosmopolitan Guests Unleash Facebook Dickpunches
Posted by Chuckmonster on 3 Aug 2011
Looks like a coupla more unsatisfied Cosmopolitan hotel guests have taken to the Facebook for a little dickpunching gang bang pile on.
Highlights:
...issues occured from the moment we "attempted" to check in and it was never...
First Cosmopolitan Balcony Jumper Identified
Posted by Chuckmonster on 3 Aug 2011
The Clark County Coroner's office has released the name of the first person to jump to their death from one of the Cosmopolitan's hotel room balconies.
Mr. Paul Bynum of Springdale Arkansas jumped to his death...
New Feature Posted: Cosmopolitan Terrace Studio VT Review 2011
Posted by Chuckmonster on 3 Aug 2011
Just a quick note to those tuned in to the RSS and/or Twitter feeds that we've posted a new feature article, or long awaited review of the Cosmopolitan Terrace Studio.
Those uber fools at Conde Nast,...
Cosmopolitan Jumps Onto the Truck Craze Bandwagon
Posted by Chuckmonster on 22 Jul 2011
The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas has jumped onto the "Truck" craze bandwagon by putting their own purple shiny thing on the road. This is linked to some kind of promotion, but who knows...
Vegas Chefs Gets Their Just Desserts
Posted by Chuckmonster on 21 Jul 2011
Speaking of food pr0n, Bravo has announced the contestants on this seasons Top Chef: Just Desserts. The show features two chefs who work in the Las Vegas casinos we love and adore.
Chef Craig Poirer...
Cosmopolitan Posts Floor Plan of Lanai Suite
Posted by MikeE on 6 Jul 2011
Normally I wouldn't write you a little blurb on something so insignificant as a simple floor plan on a semi exclusive suite, but the recently published outline of Cosmo's Lanais reveals something you absolutely need...
Penn National Close To Cosmopolitan Deal?
Posted by Chuckmonster on 10 Jun 2011
The rumor mill is squeaking out word that Penn National Gaming, fresh off the closure of their purchase of M Resort, is working on a deal to purchase The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas from owners...
Remember When Cosmopolitan 86d A Transsexual?
Posted by Chuckmonster on 9 Jun 2011
Remember a month or so ago when news broke that Cosmopolitan (allegedly) 86'd a pre-op transsexual from their property for... being a transsexual?
Now comes the news that the Cosmopolitan hates the local LGBT community so...
Cosmopolitan Plank Mob, Saturday at 7pm at Chandelier
Posted by Chuckmonster on 3 Jun 2011
Fad watch.... out: flash mobs, in: Plank mobs.
We've received word that upwards of two hundred exuberant youths will gather together to "Plank Mob" the Chandelier Bar at 7pm this Saturday night.
For those who don't know,...
Identity Rolls Out Curiously Lame Offer
Posted by Blackjacker1979 on 2 Jun 2011
Fresh on the heels of a jaunt off to Vegas, I received a suspiciously interesting envelope from The Cosmopolitan today. Further inspection revealed...
Yes folks, it seems that Identity is finally rolling out member offers....
Libations for Less At Cosmopolitan
Posted by MikeE on 31 May 2011
The "mixologist" (read: talented bartender - stop the pretentiousness PUH-lease) has exploded in culinary and nightlife circles, especially in Vegas. We haven't seen a trend like this since the burger joint explosion of 2008, day...
Gross: Cosmopolitan Hugs and Kisses The Twitter Racketeers
Posted by Chuckmonster on 27 May 2011
How quickly they forget.
Today, Cosmopolitan gave a big Twitter hug and a kiss to the social media racketeers we call the Twitter Twins (or Twerps), the very same guys who threatened and bullied Cosmopolitan's employees...
Why Cosmopolitan Loses The Whale Wars
Posted by MikeE on 16 May 2011
The numbers are out on Cosmopolitan's first full quarter of operations: $34 million in room revenue, $58 million in food and beverage, and $31 million in gaming. As reader Chris77 mentioned on the board, the...
Cosmopolitan Unveils The Lanai Suites
Posted by MikeE on 11 May 2011
Are Cosmopolitan's Bungalows just too rich for your blood? Too big for your needs? Do you fear that just one night within that proximity to Marquee will have you smelling like Axe Body Spray for...
The John Unwin Show: Season Premiere
Posted by Chuckmonster on 10 May 2011
On the season premiere of The John Unwin Show, Mr. Unwin is joined by a bunch of high speed chin wagging, crank snorting,...
Thoughts On The Cosmopolitan Transgender 86ing
Posted by Chuckmonster on 27 Apr 2011
Big hot news today is the surfacing of a Trespass Warning given to a guest at Cosmopolitan. For those interested, the account of the story is here.
From what I can gather, Stephanie is male en...
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