Wayne F. Newton

Idol's Archuleta : The New Wayne F. Newton

Followers of American Idol may remember salt-and-peppered Joe Cocker meets Michael McDonald soul patrolster Taylor Hicks. He won the big TV talent contest show fourteen seasons ago, maybe more, maybe less... we lost count.... » continue

Wayne Newton : Third Plastic Wonder of the World

Frankly, i'm not sure how to preface this op-ed piece from BusinessReport.com which, in theory at least, is about allowing a third riverboat casino to operate in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Enjoy. Count me among... » continue

Yet Another Dancing With The Wayne Review

The Prancing With The Stars tour brought its dog and pony show to Jacksonville, Florida this week and once again our hero Wayne Fucking Newton was singled out for his exceptional performances. Then there was Newton,... » continue

Meanwhile, On The Dancing With The Stars Tour...

Our friend and hero - Wayne Fucking Newton is currently farting around the country singing a handful of his old chestnuts as part of the Dancing With The Stars Tour. According to the Cincinnati... » continue

Wayne Newton Tells off Deceased Johnny Carson

Vegas legend, Wayne Fucking Newton showed up on preservative filled TV talker Larry King's CNN gabfest to talk about his illness, Dancing With The Stars and resurrect an old conflict with deceased King of Late... » continue

Wayne F. Newton Cancels Dancing With The Stars Tour and Vegas Holiday Run Due To Heart Condition

We've got some sad news to report... our hero, Las Vegas legend Wayne F. Newton has been forced to cancel his holiday run at Harrah's as well as his participation in the Dancing With The... » continue

Wayne F. Newton Ill, Cancels Canadian Shows

A very sad note today about our dear friend Wayne F. Newton. Apparently, Mr. Las Vegas has had to cancel two shows at the River Cree Resort and Casino in Edmonton, Canada due to... » continue

More Wayne F Newton Flak

Got another "why do you call Wayne names?" email today. Little do these folks know that we don't give a shit. We've got potty mouths. Maybe these folks should join the No Cussing... » continue

Wayne F. Newton Dances His Way Out of America's Hearts

Wayne Fucking Newton and his dancing partner were given the boot from ABC's Dancing With The Stars, but not before donning a clip on pony-tail and a press-on version of his trademark 70s pimp-stache. Check out... » continue

Wayne Fucking Newton to Compete on Dancing With The Stars

Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Mr. Las Vegas, Wayne Fucking Newton will be a contestant on the next installment of reality competition program 'Dancing With The Stars.' Dancing With The Stars officials are tight lipped on... » continue