Sinners Guide : Vegas Room Service : Poontang

Oh... so THATS what they mean by massage?

First off lets get one thing straight... prostitution, the act of exchanging money for poon is ILLegal in Las Vegas and all of Clark County. There are, however, legal bordellos in the outskirts of Clark County. Vegas Tripping is *not* responsible for whatever happens to you or grows on or in you if you choose to visit a House of Ill Repute. Do the humpty hump at your own risk, yo.

Ok... that being said... it's time to talk about Room Service, and we're not talking about bacon and eggs here, we're talking about Poontang.

As anyone who's visited Las Vegas in the past 10 years can tell you, the streets are littered with advertisements containing nubile young ladies, phone numbers and sexually suggestive language. Usually these are forced upon you by the 'slappers'... poorly paid immigrants who snap slap and flap their cards in front of you to get your attention. If this bugs you, then just ignore them... yelling at them for 10 minutes accomplishes nothing, mostly because these folks usually don't speak a lick of English. Don't kill the paperboy because you don't like the headline.

Have you ever wondered what happens when you call one of these phone numbers, request a visit from Candi to your Circus Circus North Tower Room for some personal attention?? We did too so we were quite excited when this anonymous email landed in our inbox... all about room service poontang.

Enjoy!

I've had two experiences with Massage Girls in Las Vegas and both times I was pleasantly surprised how pretty the women were. Most of the internet postings i've read about this stated that the women who came to the room we a bit homely. The first time I called an agency from a number on a card I got off a bus stop on the Strip accross the street from the Fashion Square Mall. When I got back to my room at Circus Circus at 5pm, I called the number and somebody picked up the phone and said 'Hello.' She asked if I was alone and if I had $150 and if I had any preference for the woman I wanted. She said 'I'll send you a beautiful girl in about 30 minutes.' About 40 minutes or so later a woman arrived at my room, she was young, in her 20s, very polite and very pretty. She asked me to get naked on the bed, I guess to see if I was a cop and started to massage me. She asked what I wanted and accomodated all of my requests politely. I ended up paying $300 plus $150 for full service sex. When we were done she gave me a big hug and thanked me. Very polite and professional.

So you still got an itch you need to scratch and don't want to entertain the possiblility of the heat invading your vibes? Check out one of the luvly legal bordellos near Las Vegas. (in somewhat nearby Pahrump and Elko, Nevada)

Call ahead for pricing and availability... tell em that VegasTripping.com sent you and they'll take good care of you. Wink wink.

Cottontail Ranch
Lida Junction (US95 & SR266)
(775)572-3111

Chardon' Club
357 Douglas St. Elko
(775)753-9923

Inez's D & D Bar
232 S 3rd St. Elko
(775) 753-5398

Mona's Ranch
110 S 3rd St. Elko
(775) 777-7469

Shady Lady Ranch
US 95 Esmeralda Cty
(775) 553-9100

Sue's Fantasy Club
173 S. 3d St. Elko
(775) 738-9962

Angel's Ladies Ranch
US 95 Beatty
(775) 553-9986

Cherry Patch/Mabel's Ranch
Appaloosa Ln. Crystal
(775) 372-5574

Cherry Patch Ranch 2
US 95 Armargossa Valley
(775) 372-5551

Chicken Ranch
10511 Homestead Rd. Pahrump
(775) 727-5721

Donna's Battle Mountain Ranch
395 N. 2nd St. Battle Mountain
(775) 635-2764

Sharon's Brothel & Bar
501 SR278 Carlin
(775) 754-6427

Sherri's Ranch
10551 Homestead Rd. Pahrump
(775) 727-5916

Check out this unintentionally hilarious price comparison and statistical breakdown survey by clients of Nevada bordellos. Never did a Pie chart seem so apropos. :)