Criss Angel (real name Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos) is a not a mack daddy, he just plays one in the gossip rags. Like clockwork, every Monday morning Norm Clarke at the Review-Journal details who Mr. Angel has hooked up that weekend. You'd think that Mr. Sarantakos has got the skills to pay for the purple pills, but no. He ensnares starlets, porn babes and actresses for self-promotion purposes via tabloid headlines and talk show hot air. If only his disappearing act was real....