Oh miss... miss... MISS... MIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS. She's gone, goodbye... fifth one in the last two hours that walked by with an empty tray and didn't bother to stop. Oh wait, here comes another one.... miss... miss... MISS MIIIIIISSSSS HEY LADY, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND GO GET ME A BOURBON. NEAT. THANX HON.
Try it. It works. At Harrah's Las Vegas. Or you can walk to Walgreens to buy your booze. Your choice.