The editors of VegasTripping are going to punt on this one, mostly because we can't get a hold of our whorehouse expert. Which could mean a number of things:
a) he forgot to strap the board to his ass
b) he did strap the board to his ass but decided to stay
c) he got a job at Heidi Fleiss' stud farm
d) doctors orders : bed rest, antibiotics and don't itch it.