People watching.
Oooh she's hot... and definitely for sale.
That guy in the weird jeans is either gay or from Holland.
Wow, that dude is D-RUNK.
That is the fattest Batman i've ever seen.
Hey dude, your Stormtrooper outfit has mis-matched the helmet from Empire Strikes Back with the arm guards from The Clone Wars, get it together bitch!
Hey Spongebob, wipe this!