After five years of rumors, Britney Spears residency finally became a reality. Whereas Celine Dion will blow your mind every night with her amazing vocal gifts, Britney will lip synch and dance around to backing tracks. Of course, the hype machine cranked up full blast, touting Britney's undeniable talent... but never quite mentioned what that talent actually is. Smiling in photos? Beta testing auto tune plug ins? Hiring a great manager and publicist? Will the real Britney Spears please stand up.