Best of Las Vegas : Trippies 2014

The Readers Choice

Worst Casino

Las Vegas Club

Raise your hand if you have a coworker who has the most obnoxious breath in the world. Now take that breath, can it, duplicate it and spray it all over a casino that looks like it was last wiped down with a dirty diaper in 1994. Now add some incompetent dealers and casino chips covered in a paste of old scabs and dead skin. Now imagine that a dirty homeless guy walks into the room and urinates on your lap followed by a waitress to projectile vomit right into your mouth. Naturally, you start to uncontrollably start shit your drawers. Welcome to the Las Vegas Club.

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