Best of Las Vegas : Trippies 2015

The Editors Choice for Worst Spa is:

Aquassage

Who has time to make an appointment sit in a stupid steam room with a nude Larry King waiting for a small Thai woman to jam her kneecaps into my buttocks. I've got 36 hours in this town and I need a massage - actually an Aquassage - pronto! And give me a tank of oxygen and a Fat Tuesday while you're at it.