Mr. Las Vegas - Wayne Fucking Newton
Wayne Fucking Newton [ website ]
c/o William Morris Agency
1325 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY
10019 USA
An open letter to Wayne Newton, Mr. Las Vegas:
Dear Wayne,
We love you. We are your fans. We are the people whose asses will fill the seats in any and every theater marquee that bears your name. We've seen you at the Stardust, The Fremont, The Desert Inn, The This, The That, The Everywhere. We've shouted "Danke Schoen" and you've sung it for us. We've shouted "Red Roses for Blue Lady" and you've sung it for us. We've thrown our panties, hotel room keys and money at you. We've kissed you and we've let you kiss our wives. We are the people for whom YOU are "THE Entertainer"... and now we must speak again. We see your leaving the Stardust as a rebirth, an opening, a new avenue in which the legend of Wayne Newton can be reborn yet again - in the plush wonderous environs of the Fabulous Flamingo. It is with united voice and loving intentions that we humbly send to you this one last request:
Please... bring back the moustache!
Sincerely,
Tom Selleck
Indy loves you too!!!
stagemaster
Big Sexy (aka Mark)
Bob Stupak
mooseknuckle
Colin 'I got the stache' Jessome
Holly Arnold
E-UNIT
Robert Goulet
William Wiegele
Binky the Leveller
Wayne Newton's Moustache
Ferris Bueller
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audrey griswold
rusty griswold
clark w griswold
ellen griswold
waynesbeard
Thomas "Thou" Hudson
scruett
John Lange
Shooter McGavin
Alan L Bescan
U. D. Man
Marlon D. Hart
Ho
G-Unit
Gardner
cornholio
bacarat2
J. Stuznitzki
Five Hundy by Midnight
Zacharie De Johnette
Cesar Cerveza
Cor Competence
sleazyred
Stan Sullivan
Sleepyhouse
Craigers
Mary J.
Bill Bardner
Double Down
THE Woo
Miss Monkay
Steven "Vespajet" Brown
El Du
Ace Copland
Vic "Lost Professor" Scagnetti
Luv Ya Wayne! - Big Dan
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